Wow, I've got a GREAT future in my career potentials now. I just can't contain my excitement. Here is what the Social Security Administration says I can do in gainful employment. Oh Boy!
I can be a "Pen and pencil bander". Wow, that is so exciting. My college degree should REALLY come in handy on this one since I am actually SMART enough to tell the difference between a pen and a pencil. My O.C.D. will also serve me well in this new career, as I pause to study each set that I band to make sure they match up PERFECTLY. As long as the pen and pencil banding employer who is lucky enough to snag me isn't picky about how LONG it takes me to do my job, I just MAY be named "Employee of the Year" for my perfect pen and pencil banding works of art!
I also qualify to be a "garment sorter". Ooh, the fashionista in me can really come to life with this one. As I pick through piles of frumpy polyester pants and stretchy socks, I can rub the fine fabrics against my face and just BREATHE in the quality workmanship. I can daydream that I will be the next top model or designer in the dollar store catalogs. Why oh why did I wait so LONG to realize my true calling. Watch out world, here I come!
And most exciting of all is the title of "Lump Inspector for Tobacco Industry". Ummm......I get a lump in my throat just thinking about it, and my heart does little pitter patters as I picture myself on a beach somewhere in the tropics. Just the thought of it makes me want to heave a havana!
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